Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Live from the caf

Lunch break. Food and freedom. As American as apple pie. Now I have more American things on my mind, like revolution. They have me using Outlook.

2 comments:

MyUtopia said...

lol

catzmiyow said...

Travelling to and around the various RichWhitePeople enclaves of Austin Etc. is now a part of my workday . . . and all day everyday I have to supress the teen-angsty urge to be an obnoxious RichWhitePeople-hating hooligan.

I want to trample their pristine and oh-so-cute decorative landscaping, I want to graffitti their cappuccino-scented ladies' rooms (dude, seriously) in fat black Sharpie with things like, "FUCK SOCCER MOMS" and "THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS-NOT WITH A BANG BUT WITH A WHINE" (which none of them would ever understand but it is oh-so-clever), I want to roll down the van windows and shout at passing oh-so-practical luxury SUV-drivers, "YOUR PRECIOUS FUCKING KIDS HAVE DRUG PROBLEMS AN
D PROBABLY AT LEAST TWO SOCIAL DISEASES! YEAH, EVEN THE ONE IN JR.HIGH!"

This is why I left California. Too much anger towards too many RichWhitePeople. This is why I'm convinced - more and more each day - that we need to leave Austin soon.

Dude, SERIOUSLY.