Shopping

Thanks to teh internets, you too can own a What Would Pirates Do? spinner, a 4-way rubber band, or a wallet that looks like bacon.

You can even find boardgames that don't exist that you wouldn't want to own even if they did.

EDIT: Surely you've heard of this recent unpleasantness regarding Pluto's non-planet status. No matter your stance, you can buy some Pluto swag off Cafepress to voice your opinion.

There's even weirder shit out there to buy, but my mom reads this blog. I'll leave it to Fark to collect odd news and things instead.