Valentine

Valentine's Day is today, which you should already know if you're even vaguely connected to any kind of published or broadcast media. Chances are, you fall into one of five categories with respect to this holiday.

1. Love it
2. Hate it
3. Looking forward to a nice evening
4. Indifferent
5. Self-consciously indifferent to avoid crying alone in the dark

It's also pretty likely that you've belonged to more than one of those categories in your past.

If you're in the "Love it" category, plan for next year to remail your mushy stuff via one of the small towns in the States named Valentine.

Whoops, I nearly forgot your obligatory link to Wikipedia.