A surreal moment

My rave-tastic phone rang today, and I didn't recognize the number. Since I still have my resume floating out and about, I answered it. On the other end, a not-a-telemarketer-but-rather-a-survey-monkey informed me that they were conducting a survey on phone use amongst 12-14-year-old males and if I wanted to participate would there happen to be any 12-14-year-old males in my household?

I told him no and to put my number on their do-not-call list. (Want to learn about stopping junk communiqués? Check out Junkbusters. )