Gaming jokes

Actual, honest-to-goodness jokes.

You've probably heard:

Q: How do you make a small fortune in gaming?
A: First, you start with a large fortune...

But I've never heard this one:

Q: What's the difference between an RPG freelance writer and a large pizza?
A: The large pizza can feed a family of four.

Or this one:

Q: How do you get a game designer off your porch?
A: Take the pizza, pay for it, and tip a dollar.

I'd love to hear more, if you got 'em.